1. What is your name and what is your breed (if applicable)?
My name is Roxy and I’m a Chocolate Lab.
2. How old are you?
I am 10 years old.
3. What is your favorite thing to play with?
Techniques for expanding my conscientiousness by working diligently to elevate my ability to infer the needs and desires of all humans I come into contact with using only my nose and tongue. I’m always looking for a better way.
4. Describe your most successful mischievousness.
I sleep on the couch every night (even though I’m not allowed on the couch). I am pretty sure that my mom and dad don’t even know because if they get up in the middle of the night, I am SUPER quiet when I get down.
5. What is your most embarrassing moment?
My mom and dad had out of town guests and I helped myself to a beer butt chicken that was in a cooler, foil and all, while they were gone. Needless to say, it didn’t sit too well. When they all came home to relax, they came home to the biggest, smelliest mess in the history of big, smelly messes, if you know what I mean.